Monday, February 22, 2010


Notes: Phone charging has become such a necessity that People skip sleeping just because they want to charge phone in trains...

While watching in awe at pictures in Konark Temple, I blurted out to my friends: Look there is a picture of foursome, only to be stopped by giggling of a girl who was just behind me. I could have made a pass to her but sadly she was with her BF posing against the backdrop of artistic pictures...

I was wondering if this is Konark then how Khajuraho will look like. Did king gave any directions for all those poses or he gave free hand to sculptures, do whatever ur dirty mind think, no stopping....

Also the thought came to my mind that ppl in BC's and early AD's were more open minded, don’t know what culture creeped into ours which has made our society like this...European culture isn’t even close.I mean they must have thought why do technological advancement/medical improvements, all these are materialistic pleasures. We will focus solely on human emotions and focus on NIRVANA and hence these paintings.....

As someone said some of the poses can’t be done even by Russian gymnasts. If a normal person tries he will be in bed permanently for years.

I think our education system needs to have some education on "How to keep ur surroundings clean" and also a course on "Common sense" . I don’t know why I hate Psychology, is it the spelling or fear of psychopathic thoughts but I think society needs “Common sense” subject rather than “Psychology”.

PS: There are no dirty ( In terms of cleanliness )ppl than Indians in whole planet....

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Few commandments i wish to have for my marriage:

1) No Photographer will be allowed within 100 meters of marriage's arena. If they are seen violating this, their equipments will be confiscated and ripped apart. PPl with camera Phones are allowed but no one will be allowed to ask me for Posing. PPL can ask Bride i don’t mind ;))

2) No ghoda/ghodi for me. I prefer a bullock cart its fun to ride one or even a Jugaad will be gud.( Those of u who don’t know Jugaad hint : its a vehicle try googling :P)

3) While my Funeral oops marriage procession is on, i want to have my phone with me so that i can play games or do browsing. I don’t want to listen to songs as i don’t want to look casual on the day of my marriage: P

4) I don’t want to give joota chupana money/gift just like that. I want to hide my joota/jooti with or without socks myself and want PPL to do some hard work for finding it.

5) I want to taste food whatever is made first myself then i want everyone to have it. Its my day I should be the one who should decide what to do isn’t and if i didn’t find fud gud, i will go to some nice restaurant nearby ,finish my appetite and then come. :P

6) No return gifts on my marriage. It’s my day why i should give ppl gifts. And if ppl don’t have cash, then i want to say that i accept Sodexho coupons: P. And i know there will be many friends of mine who live on credit card, so i will have one credit card machine where every card will be allowed. So one needn't worry i can swipe in and give ppl receipt back ;)

7) I will surely bribe Pandit so that he will conduct lesser and lesser pooja's. ( I pity on girls whose name is Pooja) . It’s such a pain to do some or other pooja after every half an hour.

My rusted mind only thought 7 commandments , will think of making it ten:)