Thursday, May 27, 2010

The daily hate book...

1) I hate when my house-maid switches off the fan in morning for her brooming business.And after doing all her stuff she won’t turn the switch on and go away. oh that is so irritating...

2) I hate when ppl will be online for hours and after saying hi, they won’t even respond. At least say I am busy or I don’t have time for u. Bcoz as a software engineer i keep on thinking it might be some software bug also or he/she must be using MEEBO that is making them online even though they are not .Too much i say

3) I hate when ppl make me wait to have my food on time. I normally go to lunch in office at 1:00 pm. There is this colleague of mine who normally takes lunch with me. He goes to bathroom at exactly same time every day. How can that happen? I don’t understand have told him 100 times u go at 12:30, 12:45 why every time 1:00 pm. DO something, change ur water habits but don’t go at 1:00 pm but he won’t suckssss

4) I hate when ppl say “Thanks” for every small things in life and then I have to be phony with words like no problem, welcome......blah blah

5) I hate when every day I have to smile and greet ppl in office numerous number of times, I mean I just smiled few hours ago, if that was not greeting what it is!!!!! But I have to smile again,

6)i hate when i have switch off my room light in night after I go to my bed. why cant i do it with my phone or with remote . ( i stay in rented house so logistics problem otherwise that is the first thing i would want in my own bed room )

7) These days bathroom etiquettes are getting on my nerves. My new roommate , he will take shower with pot lid's top in resting state, and when i enter bathroom it will be all wet , so frustrating.

8) This is related to my gym stuff - i hate when ppl leave their sweating signature on some gym machine and don’t care about the next person who is in queue.

9)I hate when ppl say too much bye bye stuff, oh come on u want to go , go quickly, stop wasting time in useless meaningless bye byes

10)i hate that ALLOUT stuff ( that is the worst product ever made in mankind) which is still successful. No mosquito has any effect whatsoever and to mock the machine they even mate in front of that machine.

so thats all about my hateness stuff, rest all things i like :)

so wats ur hateness quotient??

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

whats in a name!!! I do have a problem

Today heard that another cyclone is hitting shores of india , and this time it is "LAILA"
I mean what the hell, why every time a cyclone comes it is termed after a female???Isn’t sexist?

I have complain here, why is it that NCW not taking action again meteorological department!! OH I see how can they come out in this sultry heat, their bodies will get tanned but they can do some advertisements for some sun screen lotion!!!
In my view they should torture Meteorological department members or do DHARNA on roads that stop making fun of lovely ladies and terming them cyclonic (Read barbaric).

Today it’s Katrina, Laila next they may say Neha, Pooja, Rashmi than half of Indian girls will be cyclonic. Imagine the chaos it will bring to society. Then every second girl in India will be connected with some or other cyclone.

After doing some research on this matter i found out that meteorological department even take suggestions on naming cyclones from ppl. Any taker for this????????? If given a chance, i would name "rakhi sawant", "shooparnakha" or "lady gaga".
A meeting in 2000 in Muscat was held on naming tropical cyclones in the Bay of Bengal and the Arabian Sea.

The names the countries in the panel suggest are sequenced in such a way that each country gets a chance to have its suggested name used.

Prior to Aila, which means dolphin, suggested by the Maldives, there was ‘Bijli’ of India( who came up with this must have seen lot of c grade movies or must have been a fan of "babuji dheere chalo bijli khadi song -") . Before that, there was ‘Nisha’ from Bangladesh ( didn’t knew bangladeshi’s are huge Madhuri fan !!!!!).

Best is from our beloved neighbor Pakistan
They had Fanoos and Nargis and proposed Nilofar, Titli and Bulbul for the unseen and unknown devastators..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( Titli , bulbul !???????, imagination ki haad hain, why can’t they come up with chick, hen , sparrow)

I strongly object this blasphemous, objectionable naming of cyclones on the name of girls .They should start naming Indian boys as well, some of them can be Rahul , Raj , Aditya , Aamir 

But as Usual US is far ahead in terms of dealing these things, they have come up with a list for next few years and that has male and female names alternately so that no one gets offended


PS : I am not sexist or MCP , although i hate feminists :P